Discovering my funnybone....

I said ‘Mera mann dhadake tere liye dak dak’
She gave me a ‘what the heck’
I said ‘tere naina moti jaise chamakta hai’
She said ‘You thief!, I aint sellin’ any of them,come wat may’
I said ‘tere hooton se har laufz hota hai ek swar’
She said ‘Dude! , consult an ENT, yer ears stuffed with wax, I swear!’